| So, who is this Sophia Field and what does she want from this world, you ask? Well, before I reveal the truth about me, I should tell you the truth about my pages. All of the images that you see on my web site were designed to send a subliminal message. Yes, the message was to make you believe that I was a wonderful, talented, creative, smart, | It all began in the fall of 1996 when I fell in love... I fell in love with the great art of photography. I never thought that I could even come close to being a real photographer, but it didn't take that many rolls of film to convince me to try. | |||
| and attractive female. But I'm actually a fat, hairy, disgusting, and perverted old guy with a female name who is just looking for some action. What? You mean it didn't work? You mean you already suspected that I would be some pathetic and seedy creature anyway? Damn, I failed again. There goes another tortuous twenty years |
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I still consider myself a beginner, but I think I'm doing pretty well so far considering that I have no formal training of any kind in the field of art. I also started doing digital imaging and graphic design for the web a few months ago. This is my first web site designing experience, and I had a great deal of fun making it; I even loved typing out the HTML tags! | ||
| of my life... Alright, alright, I'll stop offending fat, hairy, disgusting, and perverted old guys and get to the point. So, what exactly was the question? Oh yeah, about me... |
To make a long story short, here is my portfolio. If you are capable of recognizing a hard working, motivated, and talented person, maybe you would like to send this poor starving young artist some opportunities. (No, I'm not trying to get you to give me any more money, mom.) Anyhow, I hope you enjoy your visit to my site. And don't feel so bad if you don't get to see all of my photos on this visit. I'll make you see them all someday, somehow... |
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If you feel a strange need to learn more about me or my work, then please, take advantage of my "Got something to say to me?" link. I'll try to satisfy your curiosity. Also, if you run into any problems on this site such as malfunctioning links, images, humor, etc., don't hold it inside you, just let me know. |
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